Total Gym= Entertainment

Oh, how I love an actually GOOD commercial!

Summer Weather = Fug Fashion

Oh, how I do love the warm weather. However, the mindset of people who choose to dress the way they do when the sun is out always seems to amaze me. Example 1: I saw a cracked out, pale mopey girl walking around with half-opened eyes, a dingy blue wife-beater, running shorts and NO shoes. Cute? NO. Also, I was bored at work the other day and decided that I would make list of bad things I don't like.. aka terrible shoes.



1. Crocs. There is NEVER any reason why you should ever wear this terrible piece of rubber beast-like material wrapped around your feet in assorted Crayola colors and awful patterns (ie. Tye dye or Oregon Logos). I don't care if you are a gardner or if they are "soooooooo comfy." You look like an idiot. Especially when you add "widgets" in the holes and look even more ridiculous.



2. White Pumps. They were maybe cool in the 80s in a bad music video and maybe on a stripper but not on someone in 2008 while you are wearing business pants or a summer dress. SICK.



3. Mocassins. You aren't trendy or hippie or bohemian. After you wear them with your sweatpants to class for a week, they will look like old man slippers. My mom also just told me she wore them in the 7th grade. Exactly.



4. Platform Flip-Flops. It looks disgusting when they get all skuffed up from you dragging your feet around and when they flap against the soles of your feet when you are walking fast. It's also pretty nasty when your little toes are hanging over the front because they don't fit. Trash them now. They don't look cute with your prairie skirt.



5. Loafers. Probably seen on a person with an average age of 62, this terrible thing usually comes in poo brown or dingy black leather with a tassle covering the toe that swings when you walk around. No guys, they do not look good with your Dockers.

6. Patent Leather Shoes. Usually ranging in all the colors of a Skittle. Barf.

To be continued....

Hi, I'm Mopey.

I saw Miss MudFace today and she was looking really muddy, even her little piggy toes poking out from her Abercrombie sweats and with sour puss/mopey look, obvs. For those who don't know, MudFace is this weird ass girl who is too tan or who puts on too much bronzer everyday and literally looks like she has dirt on her face. You can tell when someone gets really tan but she just looks like an idiot who thinks it's pretty. Natch, I named her Mudface.


I'm in the EMU right now working on my French presentation and my friend Kari told me about this dance called the Tectonic that the French Hipster kids do in the clubs in France. It's hilar. Check it:

Dancing with the StarZ

So I watch DWTS with my momma every week and right now that's what I'm doing when I should be doing my damn advertising assignment. I choose instead to surf the webz and watch DWTS. Nate, Andrew and I were walking out of class talking about random stuff as always and lately have been adding Z's to the as many words as possible to be as obnoxious as possible. :) You know, like Grillz, Chillz, Pillz, Billz, StarZ, DoucheBagz, and of course OMGZ. Also, in other foul news, we have our next assignment due next week to make a parody of those terribly cheeZZy (note the Z's peepz) advertisements. Andrew is making fun of sorority bitcheZ and I am going to be DIY Make your Own Miley. It's gunna be SWEETZ! OMGZ! Here is my list so far:
1. Glitter microphone
2. X-tra long foul acrylic blonde braided Miley Wig
3. Magic Make-Yourself-Famous Dust (Thankz to Natey)
4. Perhaps a rhinestone karaoke machine or RaZor Scooter

That's all for now. It's going to be disgustingly great.

Bye byez from JordZ!

P.S. I saw a perfectly capable human being riding around campus on a Rascal today. She was a little unfortunate looking but I am pretty sure she could walk.

Rascals R Kewl!