Hi, I'm annoying.

So as I was on the plane, I wrote down stuff I wanted to blog when I got to my comp. God, the people were RIDIC.
1. 3 annoying bitches 2 rows behind me arguing over if they got jipped on the amount of alcohol in their $5 plane cocktails and how much 1 oz really is. Dumb. I can hear all of this happening over the noise of the plane AND my iPod. How awesome.

Oh! And...the girl next to her whips out her phone as we are getting ready to take off and in about 2 decibels louder than everyone else says "I love you" and "Baby" about 18 times to her kid and her babydaddy. Natch. Meanwhile, now the 3 drunk bitches are singing "Vegas" themed songs. Slit my wrists, please.

2. The guy sitting across the aisle from me is reading a Spanish bible with his sunglasses on.

3. A little girl probs 10 yrs old. gets walked onto the plane by the flight attendant. She sits down and after a little while gets bored and pulls out her gameboy or something. Except the game she is playing is HamsterVille or something. Creepy.

4. I have to go pee. So I get up and go to the spacious lavatory that always smells like disgusting sterile soap that some douche has squirted all over the sink. I open the door and there is trash everywhere. SICK! The folded napkings are shoved in the tiny trash can and overflowing and the person before half-flushed. I almost VOM-ed. Then as I am leaving, the flight attendant that walked the hamster chick on the plane, is chowing down on a Caesar salad in the back. I want a damn salad. We didn't even get the plane peanut snack pack filled with about 9 peanuts. We got "beverage service." Woop de do.

PIX are coming later. I am hella procrastinating at work.

:)

PS- My last post was writted on my BB as I was walking through the terminal. Hella spelling mistakes. SRY.