It's 40 degrees but I just really wanna wear my Gauchos.

I hate UO DPS. While this is the U of O's department of public safety and parking, I think it actually stands for U of O's Department of Poopy Shit Parking. I can NEVER find a place to park, like EVAR. I have had to miss multiple classes because I can't find a damn spot. It makes me furious and anxious and irritable. It actually happened to me Tuesday for I think the third time. How swell.

So I just L-O-V-E that they are building the new arena at the end of 13th and taking out 1 of the 2 parking lots for the 238497582395 sq ft. Education building. THX for me shitting my pants about parking.

So today, was again one of those days. I got to campus 20 mins early because it is usually a nightmare. Now that they have allowed people on University to park there with there permits it makes it that much more enjoyable to drive around the block 3 times hoping some frat boy just got done with his SOC discussion and will move his Escalade.

I end up parking on 18th and University and had to make it to Condon on 13th and Kincaid. By this time, it is 1:52 and my class starts at 2:00. As a freshman in all the painful dorm meetings and FIG bullshit that I listened to, I was told that you could make it anywhere on campus within 10 mins. Pff.

I start booking it at a Nate & Jaydra pace (see Nate's latest post) and make it all the way over to the library when I encounter a horrid sight. As you may recall, I have blogged before about the fashion choices of people and while I am most often horrified, it brings me great enjoyment and natch, blogs.

I am walking down the 2 flights of steps behind the library and a girl wearing gaucho pants...gasppppp! and vomit....a white tee that says " write love on her arms" printed on her love handles, and a fake oversized bag goes flopping down the steps. It was freezing outside but Miss Cutesy Gauchos wanted to just "like-throw-her-cute-zip-up-over-her-bag" and go! The WORST part was her dirty aqua flip-flops that smacked her feet with every step that she literally almost hopped down. It was awful. In addition, she swung her left arm forward and back like she was marching with the army.

So I book it in front of her and finally make it to class red-faced and now sweaty. How enjoyable.

So all for that I say THX to DPS.

WTF.