Shoe Police

So I had a lovely weekend in Portland ,which was especially glorious on Sunday when I went to one of my fave places everrr:

As usual.. it was delightful!

Afterwards, I walked around the shopping center that has basically popped out of the sky. I don't remember all these stores being there the last time I was up here. Anywhooo, there was a DSW (designer shoe warehouse) so natch, I went in because.. duhz.. I <3 shoes. However, I don't understand the fug stuff that stores are still selling!!?

Honestly, if they pick on people for bad clothes and fashion.. why the hell do they keep selling this nasty shit!?

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If you recall my bad shoe post, moccasins are the frumpiest piles of poo evar.

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I don't know what the hell these cheese cloth skuffies are supposed to do to benefit your feet, but hey, I guess if you want polka dotted sun-tanned feet then go ahead and purchase!

3.

" Um.. yeah I need something like, super cutesy for my 7th grade winter formal "Ice Dance."
Here you go, sick ass.. Kthxbye.

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Enough said.

P.S- Remember when I said I saw a freak-o on the bus with a bejeweled alcohol monitoring bracelet on?
Yeah, I snapped this sweet pic and sent it to Nate:


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