VIP in Vegas

Wowzers.. Vegas was insane. I got to go to some of the coolest clubs and there were actually celebs there(though I didn't see them). It's not like they are there to hang out with normal peeps anyway. The only drawback to this trip was that it was over 105 degrees everyday and it never got cooler than about 90...even at night yuck. It was 123 one day.:( I have SO many pics so I'll only put up some of them.

Day 1: July 24
We stayed at Mandalay Bay:)

Later we started a little drinky drinkin..and then had dinner at House of Blues.



Larissa and Liz were just a little excited to go to the bars.


So after being drunk at dinner, we headed to TAO in the Venetian. OmGzzz.....

We found a group of 30 somethings who came up to us and said they were in Vegas for a Bachelor party. So Lars joined the mix and they showed us their best awkward moves. There were 2 bachelors with shirts that said "Pussy to Be" instead of "Groom to Be"..hilar.
Of course..being Vegas..there were stripper/dancers everywhere and all over the VIP booths. Packed dance floor of course..all in all.. this club was WAY COOLZ. Approve!

Day 2: July 25th


We had breakfast, did some swimming.. shopped at H&M:). Everyone else except me and Lars went to a faux Price is Right Show at Bally's (we weren't really feelin' a fake P.I.R that cost $49.50 a ticket. ) so we drove back to our hotel and as I tried to open the door the handle was weird and I said "I feel like someone has been in here..maybe the maids just came or something."

So I finally get the door and as I walk in Larissa get's really quiet and I turn around and she is frozen in the hall of our room. I stop and the next thing I hear is screaming and moaning of the neighbor's next door having sex.. ahahahhah oh my god we could not stop laughing. FYI the walls at Mandalay Bay are paper thin. LOL!

So we get ready, the P.I.R. show is done and we meet up at La Salsa in Caesar's Palace where they are having dinner after the show. Nicki tells me she doesn't want to go to the bars and would rather look at hotels tonight soooo.. me Liz and Larissa decide we are gunna go to JET in the Mirage because we got on the guest list by a promoter. But before we decide to take some shots.. :/ Nicki's dad orders us Patron since we need good tequila at a Mexican restaurant...

Then Liz decided to show us her best dance moves...


HAH! So then we needed drinks.. I thought I would be smart and just stay with tequila so I wouldn't get sickk... well after the next Patron shot went down.. I was dunzo.. I went to the bathroom puked twice and then was ready to go..haha. I ordered a vodka cran and we were back on the dance floor.
JET= Good times! Approve!

Day 3: July 26
Nicki and Ryan wanted to go to the pool.. but we weren't diggin that idea especially because it was overcast. Still 90 degrees or warmer..though. So the threesome went lookin at the hotels, saw the lions at MGM, watched the Bellagio water show and then met at Dick's restaurant for lunch at the Luxor.


Basically, Dick's is a restaurant where the waitors are Dicks. Everyone is a smart ass, you can talk shit to people..it's really fun. They put paper hats on people with crude phrases and big fat guys give lap dances to awkward moms or people with birthday's (see:Nicki's photo above):)
Ryan's hat said:"Taken more loads in the rear than Fed-Ex" and Larissa said: "Given more people crabs than Red Lobster. We drank margaritas and had a swell time:)

We went back and showered and went to the Comedy Stop in the Tropicana. I thought it would be lame and cheesy but I was dyyyinngggg. The comics were SO hilarious and out tickets were only $20 (thanks to nicki's dad). I'm pretty sure it is a famous little place because there were pix on the walls of people who had performed there that were on SNL and stuff. I think I saw Ellen and Rosie O'Donnell's pictures too.
Then were were off to LAX! My faveeee clubbb!!



We got invited to a VIP booth/table. It was so crazy! Then the bouncer asked us if we wanted to go to the exclusive VIP bar in a private elevator downstairs. We all said hellsss yeahh and went down. It was totally chilled out and there were just rich snobbos who sat in big chairs with cigars.. no one famous. Boo!

Day 4: July 27th

I didn't get to bed until 3:30 because of a few drunk dials from Oregon friends and the fact that my feet were throbbinggggg. NEVER.EVER.WEAR. HEELS. I swore I wouldn't do it because I never wore them the last time but for some dumbass reason I thought I could handle it. NOPE! I ended up walking home through the hotels barefoot.:(

Everyone but me and Lars left at like 6am for Eugene so we hung at her aunt and uncles after we checked out of Mandalay Bay. Shopped a bit and then I sat in the airport for 2 hours to get home.

I was pooped but hot damnnn it was a fun trip!